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Be
careful, many of these laws are still on the books 1-When
visiting Louisiana, remember that it is illegal to gargle in public...you
can do just about anything else in public, but NO gargling! 2-And
be careful that you do not get caught shaving while driving in
Massachusetts or you'll be in real trouble. 3-If
you're going to be driving through Utah, be alert because the birds have
the right of way on the state highways. 4-And
walking down the streets of Maine with your shoes strings untied is also
illegal. 5-Oh,
and in Atlanta, not only is it illegal to tie your giraffe to a telephone
pole but if you get caught dressing a mannequin without shutting the
window shades, you could be in big trouble. 6-When
in Nebraska, keep in mind not to spit against wind because not only is it
messy, its also illegal. 7-Eating
out in Connecticut became so much more pleasant once the law requiring
restaurateurs to provide separate nose-blowing and non-nose-blowing
sections, went into effect. 8-And
if you decide to order cherry pie while eating in Kansas, don't waste your
time asking it to be served with a scoop of ice-cream on top...it against
the law. 9-In
California, its against the law to peel an orange in your hotel room....I
guess its ok to peel it in the hallway & then go into your room.
10-If
you're planning to do any fishing while visiting Chicago, be sure you
don't do it in your pajamas or you might spend the rest of your vacation
in jail. 11-And
if you're going to set a fire under your mule, don't do it in Ohio..yep,
its against the law. Can you believe it? 12-Whistling
under water will result in more than getting water in your nose, it will
also get you put in jail if you do it in Vermont. 13-And
while you and your beloved spouse are enjoying the Florida sun, don't
throw dishes if you happen to have a little disagreement with each other.
If you break more than 3 a day, you could spend the rest of your vacation
eating off of metal trays in the county jail. We're
not the only ones with the wacky laws. If you're planning a trip out of
the country be aware that.... 14-It is illegal to land a flying saucer in
the vineyards of France. 15-And
last but not least, if you take ill while in Iceland, never seek medical
help from anyone who's shingle reads: "Scottulaejnir". You see,
ANYONE, can practice medicine in Iceland as long as they display this
sign. Loosely translated it means, "Quack Doctor" |
