Quick Clean Jokes 2

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Quick Clean Jokes 2

Q: What do cats like on their hot dogs?
A: Mouse-tard.

Q: What is a little dog's favorite drink?
A: Pupsi-cola.

Q: What is the first letter in yellow?
A: Y. Because I want to know.

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a luxury car?
A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off you when you die.

Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance?
A: Put a boogie in it!

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep!

Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because sheep don't have string!

Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
A: He's all-right now!