Quick Adult Page 1
Quick Adult Page 2
Quick Adult Page 3
Quick Adult Page 4
Quick Adult Page 5
Quick Adult Page 6
Jokes In Your Email
Home

Quick Adult Jokes 6

Q: What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're both in deep shit!

Q: Why did The Lord give women nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg ?
A: They don't stop for directions.

Q: Whats the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
A: A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
A: Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

Q: Why did The Lord create alcohol?
A: So ugly people have a chance to have sex.

Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Home