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How many men does it take to please a woman. Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep
How many
women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A few people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, "My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG." Another guy says, "What's that?" The first guy says, "That means I am a Single, New Age Guy." Another one says, "My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. A girl asks, "What's that?" He says, "That means I am a Double Income, No Kids." A lady says, "That's nice. My name is Gertrude, and I am a WIFE." Larry says, "A wife? What's a wife?" She says, "That means, 'Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
"Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..."
Why did
God invent lesbians?
Why did
the woman cross the road?
How many
divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
What is
the difference between a battery and a woman?
Did you
hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
Why do
men pass gas more than women? |
