Animal
Jokes 7
A passenger train is creeping along,
slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor
walking by outside. "What's going on?" she yells out the
window. "Cow on the track!" replies the conductor. Ten minutes
later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it
stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out
the window and yells, "What happened? Did we catch up with the cow
again?"
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break.
Why do seagulls live near the sea?
If they lived near the bay, they'd be
bagels.
The man was in a hurry to board the
airplane and didn't have time to do the paperwork to get his little
doggie on board. So the man stashed the puppy down the front of his
pants and sneaked him on the plane. About 30 minutes into the flight, a
stewardess noticed that the man was squirming in his seat. "Are you
OK, mister?" the stewardess asked.
"Yes, I'm fine," said the man.
Time went by and again the stewardess noticed strange movements.
"Are you sure you're all right, sir?"
"Yes," the man insisted,
"but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to do the
paperwork to bring my puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my
pants."
"I see," the stewardess said.
"Well, as long as he's housebroken, I guess it will be OK."
"Oh, he's housebroken," the man
replied. "The problem is, he's not weaned yet!"
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