Animal
Jokes 3
An elephant is drinking out of a river
when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and
kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river. "Why did you do that?"
asks a passing giraffe. "Because I recognized it as
the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago." "Wow, what a memory!"
says the giraffe. "Yes," says the
elephant. "Turtle recall."
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar
with money in it and a horse standing next to it. The bartender told the
man that if he could make the horse laugh he can keep all the money in
the jar, but he has to put one dollar in to try. So the man put
a dollar into the jar and told the horse something. Suddenly the horse
began to laugh hysterically. The man took the money and left. The next day the man walked into
the bar and saw the jar of money and the horse standing next to it. This
time, the bartender told the man to make the horse cry. The man put a
dollar in the jar, walked over to the horse, and the horse began to cry.
The man took the money and as he was about to leave when the bartender
asked him... "How did you do that?"
the man replied, "On the first day, I told the horse my dick was
longer than his, and on the second day, I showed it to him."
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole,
and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the
country. The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm,
I smell sausage. The mama mole reached her head outside of the hole and
said "Mmmmmm, I smell pancakes." The baby mole tried to reach
his head outside the hole but couldn't because of the two bigger moles.
The baby mole said, "The only thing I can smell is molasses."
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